HalloweenatthePierceHouse

Using the idea of the fortune cookie, with writing inside, perhaps use an acorn or walnut.

Open the edible chocolate walnut to reveal writing about halloween trivia such as

In the British Isles, jack o'lanterns are carved from large turnips (pumpkins are unique to the New World); the turnips are usually not carved all the way through, but rather sections of the rind are carved away, to provide a glowing appearance.


Or Misfortune Cookies...

• You have turned into your mother.
• They're not laughing with you.
• The voices are real.
• Your neighbors did notice that ring around the bathtub.
• Perhaps you should consider a lawn service.
• Maybe that haircut wasn't such a good idea.
• Next time get a second opinion before you accessorize.
• On the road of life, you are but a dip.
• That's not a good color for you.
• Your number will soon come up at the IRS.
• Wrinkles and incontinence are just around the corner!
• You will meet a short, stinky, unattractive stranger.
• Everyone saw you double-dip.
• You've got something in your teeth.